Email Template 001: The Ultimate Guide to Not Getting Anything Done
By following this guide, you will learn the art of writing emails that are intentionally vague and confusing. Perfect for those who want to procrastinate and avoid responsibility.
Chapter 1: The Basics of Vagueness
Start by using words that are at least 5 letters long. This will make it harder for the recipient to understand what you're trying to say.
Use long, drawn-out sentences that make no sense.
Example:
"Dear [Name], I was thinking maybe we could, you know, possibly, potentially do something, but I'm not really sure yet, so let's just wait and see, maybe, possibly, hopefully, you know?"