EMILY'S RANDOM OUTBURSTS

Today: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the store, clearly, because it heard there were some AMAZING deals on egg-cellent breakfast cereal!

Yesterday: I spent 3 hours watching cat videos. I'm not proud, but someone has to do the research.

Tomorrow: I'm going to start a petition to get rid of all the squirrels in the city. They're just too fluffy.

EMILY'S RANDOM OUTBURSTS

I just realized I've been eating an entire pizza by myself for 5 days in a row. That's not a problem, right?

I'm considering starting a support group for my socks. They're feeling a bit down.

I just spent 20 minutes trying to get my dog to play fetch, but he just kept looking at me like "Uh, I'm good."