WHY DO CATS ALWAYS KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT?

They know exactly when they want food, attention, and affection. And they never, ever settle for anything less.

THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE PRINCESSES OF PESTILENCE!

Except instead of a glass slipper, they leave us their hairballs.

Learn more about the feline theory of relativity But first, let's talk about those annoying canine overlords