Emotional Mangling: The Art of Slicing Your Feelings to Ribbons

Here at the Emotional Mangling Institute, we're dedicated to teaching you the art of slicing your feelings into neat, manageable strips. Our team of experts will guide you through the process of reducing complex emotions into their constituent parts, making them easier to store, display, and trade on the open market.

Why Mangling?

• Less emotional baggage = less emotional overhead
• More space for new feelings = more space for new experiences
• Feelings are like fruit: they go bad if you don't store them properly

Slicing Your Feelings: A Step-by-Step Guide

1. Identify your feeling
2. Measure its intensity
3. Separate it from other feelings
4. Label and date it
5. Sell it to the highest bidder

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