The Snack Privileges Shop: Because You Deserve It

Here, you can buy the snacks you've always wanted, but never had. Because, let's be real, you've earned it.

Free Cheetos

For the truly exceptional employees who have reached new heights of productivity. Because who needs self-control, right?

Unlimited Energy Drinks

For those who have survived the meetings, the pointless meetings, the pointless meetings about other meetings.

Personalized "World's Okayest Employee" Trophy

A symbol of your outstanding achievement in the field of not getting fired. Yet.