Theories of the Es prophets of old

The Es prophets of old were known for their outlandish and often absurd ideas about the nature of reality.

The Theory of the Infinite Pigeons

According to this theory, pigeons are infinite and can fit into the space of a single grain of rice.

It's a prophets best-kept secret that pigeons are the source of all wisdom.

The Theory of the Invisible Socks

This theory states that socks have a life of their own and can move about the city undetected.

They are known to be the masters of stealth and deception.

The Theory of the Infinite Toilets

This theory proposes that every toilet in the world is connected, and that the contents of one toilet can affect the contents of another.

The Es prophets of old were known to spend hours studying the intricacies of this theory.