Here are the rankings for the most Enlightened Eaters, as determined by our team of expert Eater-Rankers.

Rank 1: The Enlightened Emperor (Score: 100/100)

Rank 2: The Enlightened Empress (Score: 99/100)

Rank 3: The Enlightened Esteem (Score: 98/100)

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The Enlightened Emperor is the highest-ranking Eater of all time, with a score of 100/100.

He is known for his unparalleled ability to eat 100% of his recommended daily allowance of pizza.

He has been known to eat 50 slices of pepperoni in one sitting, and still manage to maintain a perfect 100/100 score.

His eating habits are so enlightened that even the most basic of foods, like plain crackers, become transcendent experiences.

The Enlightened Empress is the second-highest-ranking Eater of all time, with a score of 99/100.

She is known for her ability to eat 99% of her recommended daily allowance of sushi rolls.

She has been known to eat 20 bowls of ramen in one sitting, and still manage to maintain a near-perfect 99/100 score.

Her eating habits are so enlightened that even the most exotic of foods, like fried insects, become a delicacy.

The Enlightened Esteem is the third-highest-ranking Eater of all time, with a score of 98/100.

He is known for his ability to eat 98% of his recommended daily allowance of tacos.

He has been known to eat 40 tacos in one sitting, and still manage to maintain a respectable 98/100 score.

His eating habits are so enlightened that even the most mundane of foods, like plain toast, become transcendent experiences.