Eonw%CB%AB_the_Bright: Where the Sun Always Shines
Welcome, traveler, to Eonw%CB%AB_the_Bright, the premier destination for the most radiant of souls. Here, the sun always shines, and the coffee flows like a river of golden nectar.
We offer a variety of services, including:
- Chronic Sunburn Services: Because you wanted that tan, didn't you?
- Intergalactic Coffee Cartel: Because space is just a coffee shop away
- Renewal of the Sun King: Where our king will make sure you never see a cloudy day
Don't forget to check out our:
The Bright Bazaar: Where the brightest of vendors sell you the brightest of goods
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Eonw%CB%AB_the_Dark: Our very own parallel universe, where the sun doesn't shine