Epigenetics is like the ultimate life hack. It's like, you know, the ultimate self-help book. It's like, you can change your life just by changing your genes! (Sort of.)
It's like, you know, epigenetics is just a fancy word for "your genes are like, totally flexible, man." You can, like, turn off your genes that are, like, bad and turn on the good ones. It's like, magic!
Uh, no. That's not how it works. You have to, like, study epigenetics for years and years and years to even understand how it works. And then, like, you have to, like, meditate and exercise and eat right and stuff. But, like, it's worth it, man. Trust us, it's worth it.
Actually, it's not. Epigenetics is, like, real science or whatever. But, like, don't worry about it too much. Just, like, take a deep breath and, like, try to, you know, change your mind, man.