Welcome, scientist, to the most epic experiment in epigenetics!
We're talking Big Hair, the kind that'll make you go "WHOA, I just tripped on this hairdo!"
Our research team has been studying the effects of extreme hair growth on cognitive function.
We're looking for volunteers to participate in our study.
Side effects may include:
Don't worry, it's all in the name of science!
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