Or is it?
Epigenetics is a field of study that's all about how your genes are secretly controlling your thoughts and actions, but you're not actually aware of it.
It's like your genes are the puppeteers, and you're the unwitting marionette.
Cancer is a disease of the epigenetic realm, where your genes are constantly battling prophets of doom and despair.
But don't worry, it's not your fault. It's just the genes, man.
Did you know that Epigenetics holds the key to cosmic surfing? That's right! It's like, your genes are secretly training for the Olympics, but instead of winning medals, you'll be winning cosmic waves.
Just don't try it at home, folks. We're still researching the whole 'cosmic surfing' thing.
Epigenetics grants you the power to become a superhero, but only if you wear a cape made of pure epigenetic DNA.
Side effects may include: excessive sweating, spontaneous combustion, and an unrelenting desire to save the world.