Equivocating 101: The Art of Being Too Specific

Are you tired of being too vague? Do you want to convey your message with precision and clarity? Then you're in luck! Equivocating 101 is here to teach you the art of being too specific.

Lesson 1: The Power of Hyperbole

A good equivocator knows that sometimes less is more. But sometimes, less is just not enough. In this lesson, we'll learn how to take a simple phrase and turn it into a 100-word essay.

For example, instead of saying "I'm tired," a true equivocator would say "I'm tired, but not just tired, I mean, I'm extremely, utterly, completely, totally, and utterly utterly tired, with a dash of exhaustion and a pinch of weariness."

Click here to continue to Lesson 3: The Art of Using 50 Different Ways to Say "The Sky is Blue" Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to skip to Lesson 4: The Power of Redundancy