Escape Room Disaster #1: The Inflatable Abomination
It was supposed to be a fun night out with friends, but things took a turn for the worse when we discovered that the new escape room was actually a giant, inflatable, demonic possession simulator.
We were trapped in a giant, inflatable cube with no clear exit, and the only way out was to solve a series of puzzles that seemed impossible to solve.
The room was filled with strange, pulsing lights and an otherworldly soundtrack that made everyone feel like they were being slowly driven mad.
As we tried to find a way out, we realized that the room was adapting to our actions, making the puzzles harder and harder to solve.
It was like we were trapped in some kind of surreal, nightmarish simulation, and we were the lab rats.
But the real kicker was when we finally escaped, we were greeted by a team of scientists in hazmat suits, who told us that we had been "recycled" and that our memories of the experience would be erased.
Yeah, that's right, folks. That's not a fun night out at all.