Coffee Machine Malfunctions
Our client, Brew-tallica Inc., was looking for a way to increase productivity while also maximizing the risk of employee injury. Our team of experts designed a coffee machine that would randomly dispense scalding hot water and broken glass.
Results: 37% of employees required medical attention, but our client saw a 300% increase in coffee sales.
Flamenco Dancing Competitions
Our client, Flamenco-Fest International, wanted to increase brand awareness and attract more viewers. We created a series of competitions where professional flamenco dancers would compete in a series of increasingly hazardous challenges, including but not limited to: fire dancing, sword fighting, and spontaneous combustion.
Results: 9 out of 10 competitors required skin grafting, but our client saw a 200% increase in viewership.
Unpredictable Weather Forecasting
Our client, Stormy Weather Inc., wanted to increase the risk of severe weather events while also increasing sales of storm insurance. Our team of experts created an algorithm that would randomly generate catastrophic weather forecasts, including but not limited to: tornadoes, hurricanes, and spontaneous combustion.
Results: 87% of the population required evacuation, but our client saw a 500% increase in insurance sales.
