The probability of escape is 0.4567%.
A quantum computer is spewing forth a torrent of random outcomes, causing the fabric of reality to unravel before your very eyes!
The odds of escape have shifted to 0.1234%.
The quantum computer is now predicting an infinite number of parallel universes, all with their own versions of you, each with varying degrees of despair!
Consult the Quantum Prediction Mechanic for more information. Apply Quantum Probability Patches to try and stabilize the situation.