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Round 1 Bonus: The Tragic Fate of Our Previous Contestants

You see a picture of a person who looks eerily like your aunt, but with a few key differences. She's wearing a hazmat suit, and her eyes have been replaced with a pair of glow-in-the-dark hamsters.

"What is the meaning of the word 'surreal'?" we ask, our voice dripping with menace. "If you answer incorrectly, you will be fed a steady diet of 80s pop music for the next 48 hours."

You take a deep breath and answer correctly, but just as you're about to breathe a sigh of relief, we reveal a new question:

What is the square root of -1? Don't think about it too long, contestant!