It started with a seemingly innocuous idea: a cheeseburger with a side of existential dread. The year was 2025, and the world was on the brink of collapse.
The first sign of trouble came when the CEO of "Patty-Melt" Inc. decided to cut corners on the quality of their buns, opting for a cheaper, genetically modified alternative that was "essentially the same."
The public was not pleased. Riots broke out in cities worldwide as people took to the streets, demanding the return of the original buns.