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ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Well, folks, another one of our local escape rooms has gone up in flames. Literally.

CAUSE:

Unqualified "escape artist" tries to "escape" by climbing out the window, gets stuck, and sets off fire suppression system, which was never actually designed to suppress fires.

Read the Aftermath report Yet another one? Local Business Owner Blames Victims for Own Failures