Breaking News: "It's Not Our Fault" Says Local Business Owner
Yesterday, local business owner, Bob Smith, took to social media to claim that his restaurant's poor reviews were the result of "trolls" and "haters" who just don't appreciate good food.
According to eyewitnesses, the restaurant's kitchen was infested with cockroaches, the bathrooms were clogged, and the food was inedible.
When asked for comment, Bob Smith stated, "It's not our fault, it's just a bunch of fake reviews from people who are trying to bring us down. We're the best restaurant in town, and we'll show you all how to make a real meal."
Expert Analysis reveals that the restaurant's food safety record is actually one of the worst in the city.
Local Community Reacts with anger and disappointment, calling for the business owner to be held accountable.