Local News: Yet Another One

Breaking: Another Local Escape Room Fails to Deliver on Promises

In what's becoming a disturbing trend, yet another local escape room has failed to deliver on its promises, leaving patrons stuck for hours.

The room's theme, "Zombie Apocalypse," was touted as a challenging but solvable puzzle-filled experience. However, players report finding themselves lost in a sea of identical beige walls and awkwardly-placed mannequins.

When asked for comment, the escape room's manager cited "creative differences" with the room's designer as the reason for the failure.

For those interested in experiencing the thrill of being trapped in an underwhelming escape room, visit Another One Down The Road, where they promise to have "fixed the problems" with their "improved design."