We Should Not Be Talking About This

Room 1: The Unholy Trinity of Escape Rooms

Warning: what you're about to witness is not for the faint of heart. Or for anyone with a functioning moral compass.

Our expert team of escape room architects have crafted a puzzle that will challenge even the most seasoned adventurer.

Room 1: We Should Not Be Talking About This, is a puzzle that will test your limits and push you to the edge of madness.

Will you make it out? Maybe. Probably not.

Subpages:

• The Sinister Purpose
• The Code of Doom
• The Exit Strategy (If You Make It This Far)

Or, if you're feeling bold:

WARNING: The following code has been known to cause existential dread in 9 out of 10 participants.

Disclaimers:

Please be advised that escape rooms are not suitable for everyone. Please don't say we didn't warn you.

Also, please do not attempt to escape if you're claustrophobic, afraid of clowns, or have a history of mental health issues.

And, please, for the love of all that is good, do not attempt to escape if you're wearing your favorite sweater.

P.S.:

We're not responsible for any lost souls or shattered dreams.