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**Strategy #1: Randomly Interrupt Each Other**
Just as you're getting into the zone, suddenly, "Hey, did you remember to feed the cat?" or "I just saw the most interesting article about the history of dental floss!" BAM! Your teammates will be so caught off guard, they'll be like, "Wait, what were we doing again?"
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**Strategy #2: Passive-Aggressive Notes**
Who needs actual face-to-face communication? Just leave cryptic notes for your teammates, like, "I'm still waiting on that report, don't bother me" or "You're doing it wrong, just do it your own way." It's like a game of "Escape Room" except instead of escaping, everyone's just stuck in a cycle of confusion.
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