Warning: Reading this story will lead to existential dread, marital strife, and spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.
It began with a simple request for a sandwich. Jenkins, the lovable yet hapless hero, asked the universe for a humble ham and cheese. What he got was a never-ending cycle of chaos and despair.
He tried to escape, but the universe had other plans. A never-ending loop of elevator music, a chorus of sirens, and a never-ending stream of coupons for "discounted" everything.
Jenkins' quest for the perfect sandwich became an all-consuming force, driving him to the brink of madness. His loved ones feared for his sanity, but he pressed on, fueled by a determination that bordered on obsession.
And so, the saga continues. Will Jenkins ever find his perfect sandwich, or will he succumb to the void of existence? Only time will tell.
Read Chapter 1: The Quest Begins
Read Chapter 2: The Descent into Madness
JENKINS' SANDWICH JOURNAL ====================== Chapter 3: The Unraveling of Sanity As I write this, I'm not sure what's real and what's not. The universe is a cruel mistress, and I'm just a pawn in her game. I'll never find peace, never taste the sweetness of a perfect sandwich. But still, I press on, fueled by a madness that's hard to explain. For in the depths of my sanity, a glimmer of hope remains. That I'll find my perfect sandwich, and in doing so, I'll find my way back to reality.