The Story of Sock Sniffing Bluff

It was a dark and stormy night when I first heard about Sock Sniffing Bluff. A mysterious phenomenon where a rogue sock would wander into the woods, only to be devoured by an invisible entity known only as "The Bluff."

Warning: Sock Sniffing Bluff may be contagious

Warning: If you experience a strong sense of unease while browsing this page, you may be at risk of being afflicted with Sock Sniffing Bluff.
Symptoms may include:

Unusual urges to sniff socks
An intense feeling of dread while walking through the woods
Recurring nightmares about socks being eaten

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