Escape Plan D: The Ultimate Guide to Fleeing a Zombie Apocalypse

Step 1: Gather Supplies

• Grab a baseball bat
• Fill a backpack with energy bars
• Download a map of the surrounding area

Step 2: Find a Safe Haven

• The abandoned water tower on the outskirts of town
• The local DMV office at night
• The sewer system

Step 3: Evade the Undead

• Run like the wind (or a zombie)
• Use stealth to sneak past hordes
• Set up a makeshift alarm system using old tin cans and string

Need more info? Check out:

• Zombie Behavior: What You Need to Know
• Escape Tools: The Best Gear for Survival
• DMV Nightmares: A Guide to Surviving the Bureaucracy

Disclaimer: The author is not responsible for any injuries sustained while attempting to escape a zombie apocalypse.