Escape Plan Abandonment

Are you tired of the world's constant chaos?

Do you yearn for a peaceful existence?

Do you dream of being surrounded by wise, bearded monks in flowing robes?

Join a Monastery! Our monks are trained in the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing.

Our monastery offers:

Don't wait any longer! Become a Brooding Monk today!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try our Austerity Challenge and see how long you can go without using your opposable thumbs!