You've managed to get yourself stuck in a flood, and you're still reading this website instead of swimming for your life?

Well, at least you're taking the time to learn from your mistakes.

Here are some tips to help you survive the flood:

• Find a tree branch or a really sturdy looking rock to cling to. Just don't get too attached, you'll only get swept away.
• Try to find a nice dry patch of land to stand on, preferably with some snacks. You know, for energy.
• Don't try to hold your breath, you'll only get lightheaded. Just go with it, man.
• If you have a waterproof backpack, great! If you don't, just use a trash bag. It's not ideal, but you're not exactly ideal either.