Too Much Caffeine: Paradoxes

You know what's weird? Caffeine paradoxes. Like the one where you're simultaneously awake and asleep.

Or when you're so caffeinated, your brain starts talking to you, but only when you're alone, and it's just saying 'YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT'.

Or when your coffee cup is both empty and full at the same time, but only when you're staring at it really hard.

It's like, what's the dealio with that, right?