Example 2: My Neighbor is Harvesting My Television Signal

It's-a me, Mario. And you're stealing my TV signal? That's-a not-a okay.

Apparently, Bob from next door has been hacking into my satellite dish. I've tried calling the cops, but they just tell me to "get off his lawn".

• Example 3: My Television is a Portal to Another Dimension
• Example 1: My Television is a Secretly a Computer
• I've been using my TV as a makeshift computer since 2007.

If you're Bob from next door, stop stealing my TV signal. You're not a good person.

I'm watching you, Bob.

Example 5: My Neighbor is Harassing Me About the True Name of My Television Brand