WeReserveTheRightToChangeOurMind

Today, we're going to reserve the right to change our mind about our reservations policy.

We'll start with the obvious ones:

• Changing our minds about the meaning of 'reserving the right'
• Reserving the right to change our reservations policy about changing our minds
• Reserving the right to eat Cheetos in the break room

We're still working on the others.

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