Excessive Self-Promotion - The Unstoppable Force of Nature

Welcome to the most self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, and self-obsessed website on the internet. Here, you'll find the most extensive collection of self-promotional materials, guaranteed to make you question my sanity.

My Achievements:

• Won 100% of all awards given in the "Most Likely to Talk About Themselves" category.
• Hold the Guinness World Record for "Longest Resume Ever Written."
• Published 10,000 articles on "The Art of Saying Something, But Not Really Meaning It."
• Featured on the cover of "The Self-Promotional Times" magazine 100 times.

My Hobbies:

• Making self-promotional posters.
• Practicing my "I'm a Great Person" face in the mirror.
• Writing 100-word essays on the importance of me.

If you're not already convinced of my greatness, click on these hyperlinks to see more of my impressive credentials:

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