Welcome to ExcessiveSpending

Because who needs a budget?

Shop for Clothes that are 99% Cotton 1% Unicorn Tears Learn how to max out your credit cards and live on ramen noodles Book a 5-star resort in the middle of nowhere for $5,000 a night

Designer Clothes made with 99% Cotton 1% Unicorn Tears

Our clothes are so soft, you'll never want to wear anything else. Or you'll have to take out a second mortgage.

See our collection of handbags that will make you question your life choices

Max Out Your Credit Cards and Live on Ramen Noodles

We'll guide you through the process of maxing out your credit cards with our expert advice.

Side effects may include: Anxiety, depression, and a deep sense of regret.

Learn how to fill out credit card applications at 3am while binge-watching Netflix

Book a 5-Star Resort in the Middle of Nowhere

Our resorts are so isolated, you'll never want to leave. Or you'll have to be rescued by a helicopter.

See our packages that include helicopter rides to and from the resort