The Smart Toaster 9000 boasts the following specifications:
• Advanced Toasting Technology (patented in 8 countries)
• 5.0 inches wide, 8.5 inches deep, 12.5 inches tall ( dimensions may vary depending on toaster mood)
• Weight: 12.2 pounds (includes free bonus bagel holder)
• Available in 5 vibrant colors that match your mood (and your couch)
• Compatible with most standard bread types, but not that one weird cousin of yours (just kidding, sort of)
• 2-year warranty on all mechanical parts, 1-year warranty on emotions of joy and happiness it brings to your breakfast experience
• Includes 2x USB-C ports for charging your phone while you wait for your toast to pop up (because priorities)
Ready to experience the Smart Toaster 9000's unparalleled awesomeness in your kitchen?