Excessive Usage Causes: The Carpel the Dread

Carpel the Dread is a phenomenon that affects 90% of all users who visit this site. It is characterized by an intense desire to scroll endlessly through the content, clicking on every link, and reading every word of every paragraph. Prolonged exposure to this site has been known to cause:

• Exhaustion
• Eye strain
• Permanent damage to the scroll wheel
• Uncontrollable urges to click the "Load More" button

To avoid succumbing to Carpel the Dread, we recommend:

1. Set a timer for your browsing sessions
2. Drink plenty of water
3. Take regular breaks to stare at the wall
4. Engage in activities that do not involve screens

For more information, visit:

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• Explore Treatment Options