Chapter 3: The Benefits of Procrastination

As we've established in the previous chapters, excessive usage is the root of all productivity issues. But what if I told you that it's not all bad? In fact, some of us are experts in the art of doing nothing.

Meet Jane, a 30-year-old professional snail trainer. She's spent the last 5 years studying the intricate art of shell polishing, a highly specialized field of study that requires utmost focus and dedication. Her research papers have been widely acclaimed in the snail community, but she's still waiting for that one book deal.

"I mean, what's the point of rushing?" Jane asked when I met her in her cozy little cave of procrastination. "Life's too short, and snails are too slow. Why hurry when you can take your time?"