It's not just about the screen time, it's about the screen-induced existential dread. When you can't stop scrolling, you start to lose your grip on reality. chartInstance: Burnout Prophylaxis prophets will guide you through the dark side of excessive usage.
Warning Signs
You might be experiencing the following symptoms:
- Excessive eye twitching
- Uncontrollable urges to refresh
- Severe loss of productivity
- Insatiable hunger for cat videos
- Unexplained rage when someone turns off your phone
Treatment Options
Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our team of experts has developed the following solutions:
- Screen-free zones
- Phone-locking devices
- Burnout Prophylaxis workshops
- Therapy sessions with our team of expert burnout specialists
- A 24/7 support hotline for when you just can't stop scrolling