Warning: Chronic Sleep Deprivation

Excessive Usage Causes

Side Effects

• Increased risk of Zombie Apocalypse
• Caffeine dependence
• Uncontrollable rage
• Loss of productivity

Treatment Options

Consult a professional, duh.

Insomnia Support Group

Sleep Paralysis Treatment

Professional Help (We're not really here)

Disclaimer

This website is for entertainment purposes only. Do not actually try to sleep less, it will not end well.