Excessive Caffeine: The Silent Killer
Side Effects:
- Insomnia
- Heart palpitations
- Uncontrollable rage
- Spontaneous human combustion
- Impromptu karaoke performances
- Irrepressible urge to organize the world's sock drawer
Causes:
Causes of excessive caffeine consumption include:
- Watching too many cat videos
- Playing video games for 72 hours straight
- Eating too many energy bars
- Having a 4 AM meeting
- Being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music
Symptoms:
Symptoms of excessive caffeine include:
- Feeling like you're going to die
- Talking to your cat in a language they don't understand
- Accidentally ordering 17 lattes at Starbucks
- Making poor life choices
- Writing 10-page essays on the importance of socks
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