A list of completely unscientific and utterly ridiculous theories on why excessive caffeine intake leads to greatness.
It's a little-known fact that caffeine allows you to bend the space-time continuum, allowing for brief, unexplained absences from the office coffee machine.
Learn more about time travel techniquesCaffeine consumption unlocks hidden reserves of strength, speed, and agility, allowing for feats of superhuman prowess, like bench-pressing an entire pizza by yourself.
Read about the physics-defying feats of caffeine-fueled athletesCaffeine consumption allows you to talk to anyone, anywhere, at any time, and still manage to sound intelligent and interesting.
Discover the art of caffeine-fueled small talkWarning: excessive caffeine consumption can lead to actual superpowers, but also uncontrollable twitching.
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