Excessive Gaming

Warning: This page may cause excessive sweating, eye strain, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage to your social skills, relationships, and sense of reality.

Symptoms

Insomnia and potential slaver of the console

Carpal tunnel and sudden onset contortionism

Unstable eye focus and visionary hallucination

Treatment

Consult your doctor, therapist, and/or ex-wife about treatment options. In the meantime, try these:

Intervention and a nice plate of cat food courtesy of the SPCA

Prevention

Don't do it. Seriously, just don't.

Disclaimer

Not responsible for any damage caused by excessive gaming. In fact, we're pretty sure we're not responsible for anything.