Q: What is Excessive Usage?
A: It's when you use something so much it becomes a problem, but not too much.
Q: What causes Excessive Usage?
A: A combination of laziness, addiction, and a strong stomach.
Q: Are there any symptoms of Excessive Usage?
A: Yes, you will experience a strong desire to do more, a sense of urgency, and a faint glow around your device.
Q: Can Excessive Usage be treated?
A: Yes, with therapy, self-control, and a strict diet of actual human interaction.
Q: Is Excessive Usage a disease?
A: Only if you want it to be.