Excessive Usage Causes: Internet Scraping

Warning: excessive usage of the Internet may lead to:

• Severe eye strain from staring at screens for extended periods
• Reduced attention span due to constant stream of information
• Unhealthy reliance on cat videos for emotional sustenance

But wait, there's more!

• Increased risk of developing 'Digital ADHD'
• Unsustainable browsing history
• Unending scrolling through memes

Don't be that person.

Take a break, and Internet Detoxication is the answer.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Participate in the Internet Scraping Tournament, where you can compete in a friendly battle of wits against the clock, and our team of highly trained, slightly-caffeine-dependent, human spammers.