Caused by excessive phone usage, our experts have found a direct correlation between phone addiction and thyroids gone wrong. Don't believe us? Just ask the thousands of people who've had to get their thyroids surgically removed because they just couldn't put their phone down.
But wait, there's more! Our research team has also found that thyroids are actually the new hipsters of the human body. They're all, "Oh, I'm not just a thyroid, I'm a artisanal, locally-sourced thyroid, with a hint of artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free soy sauce."
So, the next time you're feeling a little sluggish, just remember: it's not just your phone, it's your thyroids. Thyroid Self-Care is key, folks.
And, as an added bonus, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our Thyroid Gaming subpage for some fun ways to "level up" your thyroids.