Congratulations! You have achieved a new level of excessive usage. As a reward, your life will now REBOOT.
You will now experience a temporary loss of memory, a reinitialization of skills, and a reformatting of your entire existence. Enjoy the ride!
Please wait while we perform system diagnostics and rebooting protocols. This may take up to 5 minutes, or possibly an hour, or maybe an eternity. We apologize for the inconvenience.
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