The Dangers of Excessive Snacking

Warning: Consuming copious amounts of potato chips can lead to irreversible damage to your arteries. Prolonged exposure to the crunchy, salty goodness may cause:

• Heart Failure
• Diabetes (Type 3: Snack-Induced)
• Clogged arteries that resemble a clogged drain

But wait, there's more! Excessive snacking can also lead to:

• Uncontrollable urges to binge eat entire pizzas
• Unsightly crumbs on your keyboard
• A strong affinity for 3am trips to the pantry

Don't let the snacking spiral consume you! Visit Binge Eating Therapy for help.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Exotic Snacking Toppings for a truly unique experience.

But be warned: no refunds for snacking-related trauma.