Update Nirvana: Where Overengineering Goes to Die

Subpage: "The Never-Ending Patch Notes"

We're glad you're here! You've stumbled into the Update Nirvana, where every update is an exercise in excess. Our team of expert developers (and by "expert" we mean "people with a lot of free time") have crafted a 10,000-line patch notes document, just for you.

Click here for more of the same, because who needs concise documentation, really?

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try this for a special treat of binary bloat.