Your Bank Account is a Self-Destructing Device: A Guide

Welcome, amateur. You've managed to get your bank account into a critical situation. Congratulations. As a seasoned expert in the field of Financial Self-Destruction, I'm here to guide you through the process.

Step 1: Ignore every piece of financial advice you've ever been given. It's a lie. Trust your instincts and spend all your money on a timeshare in a country with no extradition treaty.

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