You have been redirected here because your tap dancing career is a ticking time bomb of unsustainable practices.
Your constant use of 16-hour tap dance marathons has caused your feet to develop a severe case of Toe Protection Society certified pain.
Your bank account, on the other hand, has been depleted by all the tap shoes you've had to replace due to Shoe Maintenance Crisis.
It's time to reevaluate your tap dancing habits and consider a career change. Perhaps Alternative Dance Options are available.
Financial Crisis