Effective Communication: A Guide for the Desperate

Because, let's face it, communicating with your boss is hard. But don't worry, we've got you covered.

The Basics

1. Basic Boss Talk is the art of speaking in simple, non-threatening sentences.

2. Active Listening is not actually listening, but pretending to.

3. Nonverbal Cues are like, "Uh-huh," "Mmm-hmm," or "I'm not actually interested, but I'm here."

And that's it! You're now an effective communicator. Go forth and conquer... or, at least, go forth and avoid being yelled at.

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Advanced Communication techniques for the really desperate.