Why Your Boss is Probably a Lizard Person
It's not uncommon for bosses to be, shall we say, "interesting" creatures.
Some theories suggest that they might be secretly lizard people, using their cunning and charm to manipulate us mere mortals.
Or maybe, just maybe, they're just really bad at communicating with their human staff.
Either way, it's best to approach them with caution and a healthy dose of skepticism.
So, if you're feeling brave, go ahead and try to communicate with your boss in an unconventional way. Who knows, it might just work!
But don't say we didn't warn you...
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